Ava is the most courteous dog you’ll ever know. Though she doesn’t particularly like assuming this all-important responsibility of waking up her human every single morning, she does it anyway, and politely at that. She’s grown to love the job!
“Here we go again.”
“Honey, it’s time to get up now.”
“Dahling, come on. There’s no use slacking off. Open them eyes now and start slaying some dragons. You still got to take care of me–bathe me, feed me, and pet me. You got tons of things to do today so get up now, silly.”
“The last time I checked–which was basically just a few seconds ago–I only signed up to be your BFF and not to be your alarm clock. Like, are you kidding me?”
Ava’s politeness never fails… or so we thought. Continue this story on the next page!
